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Lord'Maddog



The Global Facts ... At Any Given Moment:



Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now.


Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing.


Fact: 37,000,000 are getting/giving oral sex.


Fact: 1 lonely bastard is reading emails...- You hang in there, Sunshine!

thats good one dude

lol nice

some thing i did not know

As I fly through the asteroids where I mine my gold
I take a look at my ship and realize it is very old
But thats just perfect for a pilot like me
You know I shun fancy things like Banshee
At 4:30 in the morning Im shootin' nows
Jedakiah needs the nomads and Jason - wows... fools
And Ive been shootin and flyin so long that
Even Immys think that my mind is gone
Im a man of the hand, Im into discipline
Got a Mouse in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my routes and you finish thine
Then tonight were gonna party like its 2699

We been spending most our lives
Living in a pilot paradise
Ive killed pirate once or twice
Living in a pilot paradise
Its hard work and sacrifice
Living in a pilot paradise
We sell guns at a discount price
Living in a pilot paradise

A pirate guy kicked my butt last week
I just smiled at that and and called him d**k
I really dont care, in fact I wish him well
cause Ill be laughing my head off when i bring out my "Hell"
But I aint never punched a newby even if he deserved it
An pro with a tude?
You know thats unheard of
I never have misls but I got a cool torp
And my homies agree
I really look good in dread... fool
If you come to visit, youll be abused to tears
We havent even slept for last few years
But we aint really bad, so please dont point and stare
Were just rare

Theres no phone, no lights, no motorcar
just a lot of luxury
Unlike robinson caruso
Its as great as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in a pilot paradise
Ive killed pirate once or twice
Living in a pilot paradise
Its hard work and sacrifice
Living in a pilot paradise
We sell guns at a discount price
Living in a pilot paradise

Hitchin up some bugs, shot by lots of pirates
Got a dread on monday, soon Ill get pirates(!)
Think youre really 1337?
Think youre pure in 5|<1|z?
Well, I know Im a million time as betah as thou art
Im the highest rank, the newby pilots wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin creds for the level up
So dont be vain and dont be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get eagle on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in a pilot paradise
Ive killed pirate once or twice
Living in a pilot paradise
Its hard work and sacrifice
Living in a pilot paradise
We sell guns at a discount price
Living in a pilot paradise

Holy Jani met the General
Yeah, he tried to set him straight
Looked him in the eye, "let my Lordies go"

Holy Jani in his eagle
High above the New Berlin
Went to find the ten War Hawkies
He's just gonna break them in half

All you Lordies hide your cardies
All you people in the space
All you flyin' in our spaces
The hammer's gonna fall on you

No one ever spoke to Doomie
They all laughed at him instead
Working on his clan, working all by himself

Only Doomy saw it coming,
Forty days and forty nights.
Took just Flint and others him,
Yeah they were the gXn!

All you Lordies hide your Cardies,
All you noobies in our space!
All you sittin' in my sofa,
The Nomads' gonna fall on you!

Holy Genny, what's the matter?
Where have all your Lordies gone?
Flying in space, makin' it all by themselves,
You don't have to re-gen anymore!

All you Lordies show your faces...

Original song here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U3rO0GbEhI

all you need now is an instumental of that song so you can do the singing to go with it

i think we could try and do it
JFF way you know

i can play guitar a little

if one of you guys sings, we could try

oh and iggy plays some bass iirc

well it ried to get some sleep honest
but i couldn't
so here is something i found
All You Zombies
The Hooters
http://www.chordie.com/chord.pere/hem.passagen.se/surftore/text/lyrics/hooteres/all_you_zombies_pro.txt
Intro: F G Am (repeat 5x with A in bass then) F G F Em C A

Dm Am C G Dm Am Gsus4 G
Holy Moses met the Phara oh - Yeah, he tried to set him straight
Dm Am C G F Em C A
Looked him in the eye - "Let my people go"
Dm Am C G Dm Am Gsus4 G
Holy Moses on the moun tain - High a bove the golden calf
Dm Am C G F Em C A
Went to get the Ten Com mand ments - Yeah, he's just gonna break them in half!

Dm Am C G Dm Am G
All you zombies hide your fa ces - All you people in the street
Dm Am C G F Em C A
All you sittin' in high pla ces - The pieces gonna fall on you

Dm Am C G Dm Am Gsus4 G
No one ever spoke to Noah - They all laughed at him ins tead
Dm Am C G F Em C A
Working on his ark - Working all by himself
Dm Am C G Dm Am Gsus4 G
Only Noah saw it c om ing - Forty days and forty nights
Dm Am C G F Em C A
Took his sons and daughters with him - Yeah, they were the Israel ites

Dm Am C G Dm Am G
All you zombies hide your fa ces - All you people in the street
Dm Am C G F Em C A
All you sittin' in high pla ces - The rain's gonna fall on you

Intro: F G Am F G Am F G Am F G F Em C A


Dm Am C G Dm Am Gsus4 G
Holy Father, what's the mat ter - Where have all your children g one
Dm Am C G F Em C A
Sitting in the dark, living all by themselves - You don't have to hide any more

Dm Am C G Dm Am G
All you zombies show your fa ces - All you people in the street
Dm Am C G F Em C
All you sittin' in high pla ces - The pieces gonna fall on you
Dm Am C G Dm Am G
All you zombies show your fa ces I know you're out there - All you people in the street Let's see you
Dm Am C G F Em C A
All you sittin' in high pla ces - It's all gonna fall on you

Fade on riff over A and say Zombies once







i tried to rip lyrics from song to make only instrumental but it seems allmost to impossible(need original CD for that or perfect rip)
no need to compose now just perform

OMG lol , Lord goes Lordi? wel atleast (some of us) are better looking

well your definatly not better looking saviour

o_O okay.......easy ppl

hehe that hurts jay, but i know its jealousy speaking

haha you wish Savior im the best looking Lord

oh god no....lmao

rofl...No I AM Jay...and dont you forget it!

claims the title

I vote for it to be clan anthem

seconded

i found this fairly amusing, a mate from work sent it too me. i thought id share with all.

Rofl xD

Hell no, we all know I'm the Lord clan pretty boy. My pimpleless face is screaming 'omg I survived puberty D: '.

Ok time for a bit of fun...

If there was a real life HQ Building for this clan, which room would you be posted in

e.g. I would set up in the Stores Room. All the stuff is there, including guns hehe



Ok an extension from the Location! page. Here is the 'official' 'locations' of you guys in the Lord Clan HQ Building. Post here if you want it changed, or to be added.

Colonel Jani - In Colonels office, doing secret colonel stuff (twiddling his thumbs)

LtC IGNGN - In the canteen, on the phone convincing the police that he did not rip off the name of a well known gaming website

Lt Maddog - On the toliet reading the paper

1Lt Lightning - Plotting Room, plotting

1Lt Xigara - Plotting Room, not plotting

GyS Hughsinkler - Stores Room, playing with guns

Sma Deathspeed - Infirmary, after that drunken weekend

1Sgt Doom - Plotting Room, planning revenge against oGame, laughing evily

Sma Unrealuke - Lecture Room, stressing to newbies that moaning is a good thing

Sma Machinegunner - Weapons testing room, Trying out the nukes he bought off Russian website

Captain Burton - Currently offbase, orbiting earth in mega uber battlecruiser, behind command console

Ssgt Latvian - Canteen, only half drunk, but still able for duty

Mizo (I forget rank) - Under desk, hiding from immigration authorities

Zilon (I forget rank) - Helping out Gunner with the 'testing', eating potato chips, all in the Weapons Testing Room

Lt Pinky - His office, using The Matrix Code to develop 'Freelancer 2 Battle Control System'

Pfc. Vlad - Infirmary, after fainting after recieving 'oldest person to ever become a pvt' award. Promoted since

Cpl. Accura - Airfield, with shotgun, blowing up 'wild pigeons' , if you know what I mean hehe

i'd sit in the IT department if i was a member.. but since i'm not a member i'd hack into your IT systems and take over control of them from outside, sitting in my comfortable chair at home